Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar |
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| Authors: | Oxford, Kelly |
| Publisher: | It Books |
| BISAC/Subject: | BIO026000, HUM003000, BIO022000, HUM011000, HUM012000 |
| ISBN: | 9780062102249, Related ISBNs: 0062102249, 9780062102232, 9780062102249 |
| Classification: | Non-Fiction |
| Number of pages: | 336, |
| Audience: | General/trade |
Kelly Oxford is . . .
A wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds
Not the queen of the world
An underage schnitzel-house dishwasher
The kid who stood up to a bully and almost passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush
A born salesman
Capable of willing her eyesight to be 20/20
That girl who peed her pants in the gas station that one time
Totally an expert on strep throat
Incapable of making Leonardo DiCaprio her boyfriend
A writer
A certified therapy assistant who heals with Metallica mixtapes
"Not fat enough to be super snuggly." —Bea, age four
Not above using raspberry-studded sh*t to get out of a speeding ticket
"Bitingly funny. But everybody knows that." —Roger Ebert
Sad that David Copperfield doesn't own a falcon
A terrible liar
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