The Accidental Virgin: A Novel |
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| Authors: | Frankel, Valerie |
| Publisher: | HarperCollins e-books |
| BISAC/Subject: | FIC000000, FIC044000 |
| ISBN: | 9780061839900, Related ISBNs: 0061839906, 9780060938413, 9780061839900 |
| Classification: | Non-Fiction |
| Number of pages: | 288, |
| Audience: | General/trade |
From: Venus, Goddess of Love, 120 Main, Mt. Olympus
To: Stacy Temple, lapsed temptress
Stacy, Stacy, Stacy.
You were so promising at the beginning: Sexy, smart, personable and funny. Great on dates and really great afterward-if you know what I mean. But this is a sad state of affairs; or, in your case, non-affairs! It's been nearly an entire year and you haven't had your way with even ONE eligible male. You've been working so hard concocting sexy lingerie for Thongs.com -- and really, Stacy, if that little pink velvet bustier didn't put you in the mood, I don't know what to say! -- that you haven't even tried to be coaxed out of your own thong.com!
Are you listening, Stacy? Seven days to find the perfect man -- or else!
Happy hunting!
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