The Last Stand of Chuck Norris: 400 All New Facts About the Most Terrifying Man in the Universe, Spector, Ian

The Last Stand of Chuck Norris: 400 All New Facts About the Most Terrifying Man in the Universe

Authors: Spector, Ian

Publisher: Penguin Publishing Group

ISBN: 9781101514818

Classification: Non-Fiction

Synopsis: The reign of terror continues...Chuck Norris is back in the New York Times bestselling humor series.

Just when you thought it was safe to read, Chuck Norris is back with another roundhouse kick to the face. Fans of this bestselling series will rejoice at this newest addition to the hilarious anthology. The Last Stand of Chuck Norris contains 400 all-new, kick-ass facts about the book's indomitable namesake, including:

? Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
? When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
? Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the world down.
? Chuck Norris doesn't need a Twitter account. He is already following you.
? Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

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