Yo Momma So Extraordinary: A Treasury of Yo Momma Compliments |
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| Authors: | Reese, Zachary |
| Publisher: | Quirk Books |
| BISAC/Subject: | HUM000000 |
| ISBN: | 9781683690023, Related ISBNs: 1594744904, 1683690028, 9781594744907, 9781683690023 |
| Classification: | Fiction |
| Number of pages: | 144, |
| Audience: | General/trade |
Synopsis: For generations, young men have used Yo Momma jokes to torment their closest friends (e.g., “Yo momma so ugly, they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower!”).
But here at Quirk, we reject these cruel and hurtful insults. We want to show yo momma the love and respect she deserves. And so we’ve created Yo Momma So Extraordinary—the first-ever book of Yo Momma compliments. This is how we roll:
♥ Yo momma so considerate, she puts sheets on the couch when I stay over so it looks like I slept on it.
♥ Yo momma so hygienic, she sings the whole birthday song while she washes her hands to ensure that they are clean.
♥ Yo momma has so many cats, it’s like DAAAAAMN! Which one should I pet first?
♥ Yo momma so old, I sometimes question if what we have together is right.
Illustrated with dozens of ridiculously funny photographs of Mommas (and the men who love them), this odd little book will make a wonderful Mother’s Day gift for the quirky momma in yo life.
But here at Quirk, we reject these cruel and hurtful insults. We want to show yo momma the love and respect she deserves. And so we’ve created Yo Momma So Extraordinary—the first-ever book of Yo Momma compliments. This is how we roll:
♥ Yo momma so considerate, she puts sheets on the couch when I stay over so it looks like I slept on it.
♥ Yo momma so hygienic, she sings the whole birthday song while she washes her hands to ensure that they are clean.
♥ Yo momma has so many cats, it’s like DAAAAAMN! Which one should I pet first?
♥ Yo momma so old, I sometimes question if what we have together is right.
Illustrated with dozens of ridiculously funny photographs of Mommas (and the men who love them), this odd little book will make a wonderful Mother’s Day gift for the quirky momma in yo life.
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